Special thanks this week to Dave Anthony of the podcast Walking the Room. He gave me permission to use a term that he and Greg Berhandt developed on their show. I’d love to tell you to listen to it, but I don’t know who’s reading this! Seriously, it’s completely NSFW and completely inappropriate for anybody under the age of, say, 35. You’ve been warned. But, still, check it out.

And yes, I realized that I had Modi put on gloves earlier for the climb. If you noticed, consider this your no-prize.